Thursday, December 24, 2009

Windy's Intro - STRAIGHT UP! NO CHASE!

Hello New York! It's meeeeee Windy! I will not put my real name out there, because, I don't need anyone googling my ass and finding this spot. But, if you are reading this blog from the intro...you know who I iz!

There are 8 million stories out there in the naked city! As Jay-Z said "it's a pity half of yall won't make it!" Well, I am pretty tough and I ain't no punk...but, you neva know. Right? I was encourage to write this blog from a dear firend of mine...big ups C! Why? For no other reason than...he was smoking crack! He has no idea that a big mouth from the Windy City, [SHOULD NOT] voice her opinion on any medium! Haaaaa-Haaaaa!!!

Just in case you need a little background, I hail from the CHI-to-da-GO! (New Yorkers won't get that statement...but, trust me I can't understand some of the shit they say either!

Before I begin puttin' shit out there, I have a few disclaimers...
  1. I CUSS, like no other!!!!!! So, if you plan on reading this outloud in the workplace...Don't!
  2. I also use the words Nigga & Nigglet a lot...I know it's bad, it's not good...(but, I really don't give a fuck what you think about that.) Just kidding...but I really don't care!
  3. I will never disclose any one's business but my own (execpt on Tuesdays)...Plus, I don't need anyone knocking on my damn door asking me about SHIT I posted on this blog spot!
  4. I will stay true to the blog...but there is some shit that just ain't gettin' posted! Unless there is some money involved!
  5. If you like this blog, share it with friends, family, (not children), unless you want them to learn something. What? I have no clue!
  6. Finally, I am amogst FAMILY...don't damn judge me! If I seem shallow some days...letta sista feel shallow...if I feel irratic some days...letta sista feel irratic. But, whatever the case, at least I am feeling something and not bottling that shit up inside...that how serial killers are born!

Enjoy the next 365 days of Whatever! I plan on having a Mutha-Fuckin' Ball! So, come hang wit a sista! Let's see what's poppin' in the NYC, especially, if I make it...Fuck You Jay!

2 comments:

  1. Alright now, Windy. I have my eye on you. I know where you're from so represent us well. Keep it real. Give it to 'em straight. No chaser. You said it right. Fizzznuck Jayzilla. For realla, my nilla. ;-). Chi-town stand up.

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